Sarah, age 16, Cosplayer

Oprah: Ellen, give me the microphone!

Ellen: No way Im gonna interview Ke$ha

Oprah: No you’re not.

Ellen: Yes I am

Oprah: No!

Ellen: Yes

Ke$ha: I’m uh… $tanding right here you know.

I could picture Ellen and Oprah fighting it out as to who gets to interview Ke$ha